1 季节
267 插曲
闲人马大姐 - Season 1 Episode 70 马大姐当楼长
筒子楼最近经常发生盗案，小到泡在水房里的西瓜，大到居民房间里的存折、彩电，都发生过丢失。孟主任决定任命马大姐为楼长，负责楼内治安。老王父女俩反对，理由很简单：你马小燕以前当治安积极分子，那是义务，抓到坏人固然说光荣，抓不到坏人也不用负责。如果当了楼长，你能保证让本楼不发生盗案吗？马大姐于是借口回娘家躲开了。孟主任只得召开本楼居民大会选举楼长。居民们都知道这是个费力不讨好的苦差事，看马大姐不在，就一致推举她。马大姐从娘家回来才知弄巧成拙，有苦难言。马大姐到别的小区取经，发现人家的楼门口都装了防盗门，于是也挨家挨户动员居民们集资买防盗门，费尽九牛二虎之力，防盗门终于安上了，但麻烦也随之而来。居民们埋怨亲友的往来不如以前方便，还有居民因为收不到所订的牛奶和报纸来马家吵闹。还有的居民忘带钥匙，深更半夜来敲马家的窗户要求开门，居民出入不便，同时也不愿给马大姐添麻烦，要求拆除防盗门，马大姐只得顺从民意，但终究放心不下，于当夜用黄豆、水桶、绊马索等设下十面埋伏，深夜楼道里果然发生巨响，马大姐在众邻里的帮助下擒获窃贼，自己也被摔得鼻青脸肿。
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