1 季节
267 插曲
闲人马大姐 - Season 1 Episode 66 马大姐斗酒
马大姐给老伴自做衣裤不成，最后决定还是去裁缝店。见一个酒气冲天的男人正在揍裁缝小芹，马大姐路见不平，大打出手，却被小芹拦住，原来此人是小芹从小指腹为婚的未婚夫，好吃懒做，吃喝嫖赌俱全。小芹为逃婚来北京打工，不料被他尾随而至，纠缠要钱，一言不合就打。为躲避骚扰，马大姐让小芹晚上住到自己家，还把文学青年小陈介绍给她。二人一见钟情，频频来往，直到谈婚论嫁才犯了难，原来小芹爹是个老顽固，不肯背上“悔婚”的骂名，他本人就是村委会主任，绝对不会给小芹出具结婚证明。正在为难，那未婚夫带着小芹爹找上门来，指责马大姐拐带妇女，骂小芹“嫌贫爱富”。马大姐先向小芹爹宣传婚姻法，继而又讲小刘许多好话，老头子犹豫不定，提议让小刘和未婚夫比个胜负，谁赢小芹跟谁。谁知这未婚夫却提出要和小刘拼酒，沾酒就醉的小刘正欲认输，马大姐却挺身而出，愿代小刘喝，于是一场比拼二锅头大战开始，马大姐开始因划拳技术不高吃了大亏，后每饮酒同时大量喝水，居然渐入佳境，终于把酒鬼未婚夫放翻，成就了两个年轻人。 事后大家都夸马大姐海量，马大姐才说出实情，原来她借喝水的机会，把酒全吐在了水杯里。
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