1 季节
267 插曲
闲人马大姐 - Season 1 Episode 43 马大姐的远房亲戚
马大姐家中来了两个不速之客，二人衣冠楚楚，自称是老家的亲戚，三十多岁却比艾嘉还矮一辈，管马大姐夫妇叫爷爷奶奶。他们自称来京出差丢了钱和身份证，专程来向马大姐借钱。马大姐将信将疑，不断试探，二人对老家情况十分熟悉，对答如流。马大姐仍不放心，几次想支开二人给老家打电话核实一下，但都因二人紧跟不舍而失败。马大姐想先留他们吃饭再说，不料这二人一点也不客气，建议去某粤菜馆，马大姐好面子，咬牙同意，饭后，马大姐诡称钱都存在银行，今天取不出，带二人去自己以前工作的招待所住宿，并付了押金。 马大姐终于和老家取得联系，得知这二人在老家欠了一屁股债，已离家出走数年，专靠骗亲戚为生，千万不能借钱给他们。马大姐一下子犯了难：报警吧，确实是亲戚；借钱吧，心有不甘；不给吧，又拉不下脸。艾嘉出主意，给他们留封信，不好说出口的话写在纸上，不就行了吗？ 马大姐鬼鬼祟祟来到招待所，请自己的同事服务员小刘把信转交二人，然后仓皇而逃。 马大姐二次来到招待所，得知二人已走，长出一口气，不料小刘却告诉她，二人走前将剩余押金拿走，还打着马大姐的招牌向马大姐的同事借钱，由于马大姐人缘好，大家一共给他们凑了两千多。马大姐听罢瘫倒在地。
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