Vous n'aurez pas l'Alsace et la Lorraine
- annos singulos: 1977
- Patriam: France, Belgium
- genus: Comedy
- Studio: AMLF, Les Films du Triangle, World Productions
- keyword: infidelity, france, queen, parody, flanders, tax collector, knight, musketeer, middle ages (476-1453), jester, peasants vs. royalty, conspirators
- Director: Marc Monnet, Coluche
- cast: Coluche, Dominique Lavanant, Anémone, Martin Lamotte, Michel Blanc, Roland Giraud