The Officer's Mess
- annos singulos: 1935
- Patriam: United States of America
- genus: Comedy
- Studio: The Vitaphone Corporation, Warner Bros. Pictures
- keyword: parrot, national guard
- Director: Lloyd French
- cast: Shemp Howard, Charles Kemper, Detmar Poppen, Louise Squire, Jules Epailly, Horace McMahon
