Nothing Ever Happens
- annos singulos: 1933
- Patriam: United States of America
- genus: Music, Comedy
- Studio: The Vitaphone Corporation, Warner Bros. Pictures
- keyword: parody, song and dance, imitation, hotel guest, short film
- Director: Roy Mack
- cast: Jack Lionel Bohn, Charles Judels, Jane Gale, Geraldine Dvorak, Curtis Karpe, Clarence Rock